40.
WHICH SIDE ARE WE ON?

My father is a member
Of the Bourgeoisie,
And I will talk for freedom 
While he's supporting me. 
  He's a bourgeois slob, 
  But I don't have a job.

Time was when people thought, 
In days that now have passed, 
That Socialism was a movement
Of the working class. 
  That was long ago,
  Marx should only know.

We always thought that Stalin
Carried things a mite too far. 
Now Stalin is a fascist 
And we don't know where we are. 
Which side are we on?
Which side are we on? 

Now come you Village loafers
And join our happy band.
We'll show the world and Mom and Dad
Just where the hell we stand.
  Join the New Yipsel, 
  See you first in hell!

WAY DOWN IN LUBIANKA PRISON

  (Tune: Columbus Stockade)

Way down in Lubianka Prison,
Wish I was back in the Ukraine
I was a good old Party follower
'Til the line was changed again.

CHORUS:
I denounced that Fascist, Bastard
  Tito,
No one could doubt my loyalty,
'Til four a.m. a week ago last
  Wednesday
I got a call from the M.V.D.

All I said was what I read in Pravda,
I'd never doubt or hesitate.
And 'cause I said just what I read in
  Pravda
I'm now an enemy of the State.

CHORUS:

My wife and I were both good party
  members
I was loyal -- so was she,
So four a.m. a week ago last
  Wednesday,
She turned me in to the M.V.D.

Way down in Lubianka Prison,
Left me there to lose my mind.
Think of my embarrassing position,
Stranded by a change in line.

Last night while I was sleeping,
I dreamed I was a commissar,
But when I woke I was mistaken,
I was still behind these prison bars.

Though I'm down in Lubianka Prison,
I cannot help but sit and smile,
For from what my brand new cellmate
  tells me,
My line may soon be back in style.

FINAL CHORUS:

It seems he praised that grand old
  fellow, Tito,
No one could doubt his loyalty,
'Til four a.m. a week ago last
  Wednesday,
They picked him up in Hungary.


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