43.
THE BRITISH WORKMAN'S GRAVE

They are shifting Daddy's bones to 
  build a sewer. 
They are shifting them regardless 
  of expense. 
They are shifting his remains 
Just to lay down shit house drains
To satisfy the local residents. 

Now what's the use of having a 
  religion
If after death your troubles never 
  cease?
Just 'cause some high society twit
Wants a pipeline for his switch
They won't let poor old daddy rest
  in peace!

Ah, but dad in all his life was
  ne'er a quitter.
And I don't think he will be a
  quitter now.
No, he'll dress up in his sheet
And he'll haunt that shit-house seat
And only let them in when he'll
  allow.

Oh, now won't there be some pains 
  of constipation?
And won't those high born buggers
  shout and writhe!
But they'll get what they deserve
For they had the bloody nerve
To desecrate a British workman's 
  grave!
 

I DON'T WANT TO BE A SOLDIER 

I don't want to be a soldier 
I don't want to go to war. 
I would rather hang around 
  Picadilly's underground
And live upon the earnings of a 
  high born lady.

I don't want a bullet up me arse
  hole, 
Nor want me bloomin' buttocks shot
away. 
No, I'd rather stay in England,
  jolly, jolly England,
And fornicate me bloomin' life 
  away, Gor blimey.

                         (cont.)

Call out the army and the navy,
Call out the rank and file,
Call out the brave territorials, 
They face danger with a smile,
Gor blimey.

Call out the members of the old
  brigade,
They made England free.
You can take me mother,
Me sister or me brother,
But for Christ's sake
DON'T TAKE ME!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

THREE AGENTS OF THE POUM

We are three agents of the POUM, POUM,
  POUM
We lead the workers to their doom,
  doom, doom
We don't give a rap
For Stalin's crap
We are three agents of the POUM!

Corruption! Disruption! Deviation!
Left orientation!
 

I'M AN OLD EXILE

I'm an old exile, lost my rank and
  file.
I'm a CP foe bound for Mexico
Oh, the Mexican masses are yelling,
  and how!
Over my entry they're raising a row.
They've got too many Mexican generals
  now
Yippee Yi O Ki Yay!


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