52.
SONG OF JEHOOVER

As some day it may happen
That a victim must be found
I'll make a little list; I'll make a
  little list
Of society offenders who might well
  be underground
And who never would be missed (repeat)
There's the stinking commie agent
  who calls for East-West trade,
All the rotten pinko eggheads who
  demand more Foreign Aid,
All the union lover pansies, who
  defend the right to strike
And these lilly livered liberals, you
  know what they are like,
And the atheistic spouters who are
  labelled "humanist",
They'd none of them be missed, (repeat)

He'll make a little list (repeat)
And they'll none of them be missed
  (repeat)

There's the do-good rich old lady
  who'll embrace most any cause.
And the creeping socialist,I'll put
  him on my list
And the Supreme Court judges who
  endorse indecent laws;
They'll none of them be missed,
  they'll none of them be missed.
Then the idiot who praises, with
  enthusiastic tone
All centuries but his, and every
  country but his own, - -
And the creampuff from the Village
  with his little magazine
All those fellows still in shorts
  who want to vote at 17
And that singular anomaly, the teen
  age novelist,
I don't think SHE'LL be missed, I'm
  SURE she'll not be missed.

He'll put them on the list, he'll
  put them on the list,
And I don't think they'll be missed,
  we're sure they won't be missed.
And that scientific fuzz head, that
  pestilential bore,
The sociologist, I'll put him on my
  list.
And his brother with a couch is just
  what I abhor,
The psychoanalyst. He never would be
  missed.                    (cont.)

All those UN pinko statesmen of a
  compromising kind
Who talk to backward nations that
  are Communist inclined
And blank and dash and what's his
  name
And also you know who.
The task of filling 'up the blanks
  I'd rather leave to you,
But it really doesn't matter whom
  you put upon the list,
For they'd none of them be missed,
  they'll none of them be missed.

You may put 'em on the list, you may
  put 'em on the list.
And they'll none of them be missed;
    they'll none of them be missed.
 

THE PROSECUTORS FIND A WITNESS

(Tune: The Flowers That Bloom In the
       Spring)

At last we a witness found, tra-la,
To testify that we were right.
We were sure that such people abound,
  tra-la,
If only one hunts all around, tra-la.
They have dropped from appearance and
  sight.
They have dropped from appearance and
  sight.

This country we thought had much more
  than a few
Who were willing to try for the red,
  white and blue

Tra-La La-La-La-La
   "   "  "  "  "
At last we a witness have found!

Tra-La La-La-La-La
Tra-La La-La-La-La
Tra La-La La-La La


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